bucko..

strengths: woke af, 420, friends with doge

weaknesses: his ego, delusional, 420

Bucko was just a basic stoner edgelord, wasting his life like some NPC. and then one day everything changed, he began his journey to become an edgelard..

wifey..

strengths: integrity, wisdom, love

weaknesses: eczema, edgelards, red pill

bucko’s partner, she's not caught up in internet drama, she lives in the real world. she cares about him more than anyone else, but sometimes he just drives her insane!

doge...

strengths: flying, laser vision, crypto millions

weaknesses: cash, reality

Bio: Dogecoin is a mysterious meme coin with unknown powers. He's bucko's best buddy and much ally, but who is doge really working for?

biden..

strengths: Bucko

weaknesses: Chaos

elite liberal democrat president, possibly reptilian, definitely a puppet. feuding with trump, he hires bucko to take him out.

trump..

strengths: celebrity, racism, capitalism

weaknesses: idiot, liar

trump is a poor person's idea of being rich, so the liberal elite hate him. trump's here to drain the swamp of our reptilian overlords and now the deep state is mad! friends with: putin, elon musk, epstein

elon...

strengths: Rockets, Space

weaknesses: Conspiracies

Bio: Tech mogul involved in strange Edgelard events.

MAGA...

strengths: fanatics

weaknesses: Bucko

MAGA are the majority of american citizens.

agent..

strengths: secrecy, guns

weaknesses: listening, assassinations

expert bodyguards and the supposed protectors of the president. Secretly loyal to the deep state .